Mr.: “Women are neurotic, you know that?” (Exclaimed while watching DVRd episode of Desperate Housewhores – the part where Susan gets all nutty with Ian, well, one of the times, because is kind of nutty a lot of the time, anyway…)
j: *sighs* “Yes, honey, I know. We’re all crazy.”
Mr.: “I know. WHY?”
j: “I don’t know. We don’t know.”
Mr.: “Well, stop it.”
I wish it were that easy.