I am caught in the grips of Excel hell, and it seems there is no escape. There are many, many other things I would rather be doing than swimming through my cesspool of spreadsheets. Like hanging upside down for an hour, or pulling out all of my toenails with pliers and then dumping peroxide over my toes to watch it fizz, or drinking large quantities of Jack Daniels. (OK, the last one is a viable alternative.) Alas, though it seems I may never emerge from the depths of these formulas and equations. And there is so much yet to be done. All I can do is hope to break free, and break free soon. I am a prime example of why, no matter how much debt you will incur, you should always finish college.
Please, heed my warning.