Am I the only person in the whole wide United States of the World that doesn’t want to see the movie “Jackass 2”?
Is there something fundamentally wrong with that?
Because I keep getting, “You don’t want to see it? Oh my God, the first one was hilarious, didn’t you think so?”
Because I didn’t see the first one. Nor did I watch the show when it was on MTV*. OK, I tried once and they were sliding down a slide into a pool of elephant shit, and I thought, “You know what? This is really stupid. I cannot watch this.” And the guys running around in diapers came on and I changed the channel. My brain couldn’t handle it.
And frankly, I’m a little frightened that I seem to be the only one around me that thinks this way…
*For the record, I didn’t like that other MTV show, where the kid painted the house blue on the inside and always beat up on his dad when he was sleeping. Bam or something? Seriously, it was just too stupid for me.**
**I will, however, admit to watching and loving Beavis and Butthead. Especially back when they could still say “Fire! Fire!” Of course, that was what, twelve years ago?