Getting baby shoes bronzed is perfectly normal and they look nice and cute and shiny, but baby poo? How do you collect it? Does it have to be a certain consistency in order to bronze properly? Where does one proudly display bronze baby poo? I never realized that baby poo was such an exciting event, warranting a memento so as never to forget. I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t have children. I would have devastated them when they were older and they asked me where – instead of their shoes or blanky or first toy – WHERE WAS THEIR BRONZE POOP STATUE. MOM! EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE!